Sunday, October 12, 2014

SuperBrilliantOverallCompetencyAnalyserInLessThanTwenetySevenSeconds

Dear Pappu

We are very happy to inform you that you have cleared the 7th Stage of the selection Process

1. Aptitude Test
2. Telephonic Interview
3. Video Interview
4. Presentation
5. One on One Interview
6. Medical Test
7. Reference Checks

The next and final step is to take an overall competency assessment
The tests are helpful at analyzing the ‘hidden’ traits of an individual, formal education and past experience will not always provide a clear, up-to-date assessment of these personal & behavioral skills

So we will be administering a new psychometric tool
This tool has been created by analyzing hiring policies of thousands of organizations spanning various sectors

This tool assesses an individual on a number of attributes including but not limited to intelligence, critical-reasoning, motivation, loyalty, compassion, honesty, ethics, morals,
judgement, acumen, logical reasoning, inspiration, faithfulness, empathy, uprightness, morals, principles, result-orientation, thought-process, impetus, trustworthiness, sympathy, uprightness, consciences, principles, decision making ability, energy,responsibility, kindness, morality, integrity, ideologies, conclusion deriving ability and personality profile

Please note there is no right and wrong answer in this assessment

SuperBrilliantOverallCompetencyAnalyserInLessThanTwenetySevenSeconds


Instructions for the test

•    Please choose the most appropriate answer (only 1 from all options)
•    The questions in the test are confidential, do not discuss with anyone

 

Question 1

What is Orange?

A.    Colour
B.    Fruit
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Thank you for completing the test
We will let you know the results in 10 days after analysis of the results
Sincerely 
Head - Humour Recourse

1 comment:

junkyard said...

Haha, brilliant! Psychometric tests are like that only. Given your love for food I would go for Fruit!
Lock kar diya jaye :)